F i r s t K l a n g . b u Z z @ g M a i L . c o m

" Though one may conquer a million men in
  battlefield, he who has conquered himself, is the noblest victor "

"Once upon a time, a man in a hot air balloon realized
  that he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He
  descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised
  a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I
  am."

The woman below replied. "You’re in a hot air balloon
  hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 50 and 51
  degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west
  longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I
  am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the
  balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no
  idea what to make use of your information. The fact is, I’m still lost.
  Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my
  trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in
  management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
 

"Well," said the woman, "you don’t know where you are or where
  you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of
  hot air.

You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and
  you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are
  in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
  you’ve managed to make it my fault!!"

ONE TEAM ONE VISION I I I

One day, a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill got folded together and began talking about their life experiences.

The hundred dollar bill began to brag:

"I’ve had a great life,"
he said. "I’ve been to all the big hotels, Donald Trump himself used me
at his casino, I’ve been in the wallets of Fortune 500 board members,
I’ve flown from one end of the country to the other! I’ve even been in
the wallet of two Presidents of the United States, and once when
Princess Diana visited the US, she used me to buy a packet of gum."

In awe, the dollar humbly responded, "Gee, nothing like that has ever happened to me, …but I have been to church a lot!"

ONE TEAM ONE VISION  I I I

THE FIRST KLANG BOYS’ BRIGADE COMPANY ANNUAL ENROLMENT AND AWARDS DAY IS SCHEDULED TO TAKE PLACE ON THE 24TH JUNE 2007 (SUNDAY), 8.30AM, AT OUR HOME GROUND, THE WESLEY METHODIST CHURCH KLANG.

PEOPLE OUT THERE, WE WOULD BE GLAD IF YOU ALL WOULD COME AND JOIN US IN THIS MEANINGFUL EVENT.

THANK YOU.

ONE TEAM ONE VISION I I I

Our Captain, Mr Terrence Tan.

ONE TEAM ONE VISION I I I