F i r s t K l a n g . b u Z z @ g M a i L . c o m

hi FK ppl.. today is a good day.. mixing with ppl or jokers around mmg fun i tell you.. you just don’t know how lame they can be!!! or maybe jokers laH…. muahaha..  No offence to the ppl out there.. i jus wana share this jokes or how innocent ppl can be laH man… it really makes me laugh out loud the whole day la… tears all streaming edy… very nice happy!

Well you see.. today i was having dinner with my frens.. typical KLang-hokkien ppl.. [me also quite typical] in a western restaurant.. not at the BBK western corner.. but somehow abit more than that classy abit kkeke… hahah so this waiter comin in.. and  he was taking our orders… Oops.. b4 that.. i would like to introduce my  friends Ah kee and  Teck  Beng..

[ we were sitting down..talking hokkien like nobody busineess.. then this waiter came and serve us..]

Waiter        :    Good evening sir.. may i take ur order?

[was sms-ing while in the restaurant..]
Ah kee        :    Yah.. one chopstick pls…

[ i was like er.. ]

Waiter       :    Pardon sir? [ blur ]

[still sms-ing..]
Ah kee        :    Yup.. one chopstick.. thank you..

[ i got stunned..! eh.. ah kee.. chopstick?? i was covering my mouth.. can't take it kekek ]

Waiter        :    Sir.. we have chickenchop.. porkchop.. blah..blah blah…? [ bengang ]

Ah kee        :    Oh yah yah.. One Chicken chop.. [ embarassed ]
[ malu edy.. buat tak tau.. still sms-ing.. teck beng and me laugh like gila edy..]

So this teck beng mmg laugh like hell… [ thinking that is damn idiot.. ] now his turn to order…

Waiter        :    What bout you sir? wat would you like to have? [ ordinary look ]

Teck beng :    hmmnn.. i want a beef steak..
[answered in a confident way...]

Waiter        :    Okay.. how well you want it to be?
[ the waiter was asking how well you want the beef to be prepared..whether raw..keke medium or well done]

[Teck beng confidently tought the waiter was asking wat size he wanted the steak to be]
Teck beng :    I think a medium one will do…

Waiter        :    Okay then..

[thinking that a medium size will not fill up his stomach.. he's damn hungry.!]
Teck beng :    Er.. no no no… i want a large one…

Waiter        :    What? [ irritated ]

Teck beng :   A large set pls.. thank you..

Hahaha ah kee and me laugh till gila oh.. hahah oi ah beng ppl asking how well you want the steak to be cooked la-H.. hahaha large???  kekek Teck beng then pura pura calming down.. embarassed gila~~~..

Teck beng :  Ok ok.. medium then..

Waiter        :    Thank you.. [ pissed off ]

That is real.. That is real laugh.. That is people.. That is Human… Sometimes stupid things will come in the way to laugh a hell out of yourself.. That is You.. That is Me.. Enjoy… Good Time, Fun People, Great memories.. hahahah

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